Obitchuary
Thomas J. Brown, 39 of the Moon
Thomas was a great man. He died yesterday of a terrible meteor hitting
the moon where he was playing gravity football. He was a very good player, and also very young. His family and friends love
him dearly and miss him very much!
Janis A. Burlington, 66 of the Moon.
Janis died 3 days ago, of freezing to death at night. She had left
her house and wondered around and got way to cold. The temperature she was in was -170 degrees F. She was a very nice and
caring person. Her family will miss her dearly.
Alyssa C. Roderik, 14 of the Moon.
Alyssa died on December 28, 2004 of moonquakes which is Earth's gravity pulling
on the inner surface. The ice caps were very cold and she just could not last, and also because she was very skinny and
had not fat on her. Her family and her boyfriend are very upset and devestated of her death. They wish that she was back living
with them either on the Moon or on Earth.
